This page is devoted to Trailer "Trash" Jokes.
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You know you are Trailer Park Trash when...
or New Redneck Church Jokes and now Trailer Stylin' Vintage Wine

and now California Style Trailer Trash Jokes

-Your house moves but your twelve cars don't.

-You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

-You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

-Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

-You burn your yard rather than mow it.

-You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

-The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

-You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

-You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

-You come back from the dump with more than you took.

- You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

- Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

-You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

-You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

- You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

-You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

-You have a rag for a gas cap.

-Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

-You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

-You can spit without opening your mouth.

-You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

-Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

-You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

-The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

-Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

-You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

-A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

-You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

-You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

-You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

-You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table . . . in front of her kids.

-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

-You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

-Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

-You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

-Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey watch this."

-You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

-Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

-Your junior prom had a daycare.

-You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
"Gentlemen start your engines."

-You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

-The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

-You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

-One of your kids was born on a pool table.

-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

-You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

-You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

-Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

-Your front porch collapses and kills more than five animals.

-At some point in your life you've been too drunk to fish.

-The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

and some Redneck Church Jokes;

1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the finance committee
refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because
none of the members knows how to play one.

2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... people ask, when they
learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or
catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... when the pastor says,
"I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two
women stand up.

4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... opening day of deer
season is recognized as an official church holiday.

5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church
requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't
never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)

6. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the choir is known as
the "OK Chorale".

7. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... in a congregation of 500
members, there are only ten last names in the church directory.

8. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... people think "rapture" is
what you get when you lift something too heavy.

9. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the baptismal pool is a
#2 galvanized " Wheeling " washtub.

10. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if . the choir robes were
donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

11. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the collection plates
are really hubcaps from a'56 Chevy.

12. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... instead of a bell you
are called to service by a duck call.

13. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the minister and his
wife drive matching pickup trucks.

14. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the communion wine is
Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".

15. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... "Thou shall not covet"
applies to huntin' dogs, too.

16. You know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the final words of the
benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya hear".

God Bless and don't fergit ta say yer prayers!

 

Trailer Stylin' Vintage Wines

The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine

12. Château Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Château des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . . .

1. Nasti Spumante

 

California Style Trailer Trash Jokes

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, somebody had to come up with this:

You know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who like George Clooney really
IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
newsstation: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot really illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're here illegally, they want to give you one.